[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU] [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU] [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD] [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS] [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM] [SLAMS THE DOOR]
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick